Last night this guy I like gave me a flag of Denmark, and then he drove me home and I kissed him.
This morning, a truck filled with tomatoes drove by my apartment, and I felt a strong temptation to jump out of my third floor window into the tomatoes. I thought about how fun it would be to wrap my naked body in the Danish flag before jumping into the tomato truck.
I would get to appear on the evening news for that stunt for sure.
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