Of course Dumbledore is gay.
Anyone with gaydar could have told you that.
Oh, and Kid Rock was arrested after he fought with someone at a Waffle House. I think that if I am ever arrested I would want it to happen at a Waffle House. How perfect.
Or a K-mart. Yes I definitely want to be arrested at either Waffle House or K-mart.
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