In college, my friends Kathleen and Renee went to see Sting in concert. At breakfast the next morning, I asked them for details, and they said Sting saw them in the audience and kept making eye contact with them.
I was impressed.
Then they said that Sting sent his manager out to the audience after the show and invited Kathleen and Renee backstage.
I was stunned.
Then they told me Sting partied with them all night.
I was astonished.
Then they told me Sting took them to White Castle for "sliders" at the end of the evening.
I was aghast.
Then they told me there should be a picture of me in the dictionary next to the word "gullible".
I was embarrassed.