A Quick Announcement about the Margarine in the Break Room Refrigerator

I need to clear my conscience. There is margarine in the break room refrigerator left over from when somebody brought bagels to share with the office last week. Well, some things happened when I was using some of the margarine today, and it should really not be "public" margarine anymore.

So, if you read Toaster Oven AND you work in my office:
1. Why haven't I been fired yet?
2. Don't use the margarine in the break room fridge.