Yesterday I was eating lunch at my desk. I licked gravy off a plastic knife and cut my lip. Today, I was eating breakfast at my desk and got Tabasco sauce in my eyes. Now I know why we are not supposed to eat at our desks at work.
How could I possibly turn this little anecdote into a full blog entry? Well, it was either write about this or write about how I left the house unlocked last night so Clayton could come over and climb into bed with me, and I'm sure nobody wants to hear about that.
Maybe I'll go out for lunch today.