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Making pancakes, as I learned at AP's birthday bash at the beach this weekend, is an unbelievably tedious chore. I don't know why I...

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Reasons to Be Proud

I am so proud of myself. I just saved my company over $39,000 on training costs due to my clever negotiation skills.

But I am more proud of myself for drinking two cocktails at lunch and learning that if you flick ashes near the television set at the sports bar, you can make them stick to the screen.

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