Broken

I just got back from getting my foot x-rayed. My toe is fractured. In two places!

I know, can you believe it? This would never happen to me if I were in a play. If I get injured in a play, it is usually something that happens to my character, not to me, the actor. Like the time I played a guy whose uvula started bleeding because he was giving a blow job to a very well-endowed ex-con.

Maybe I should play a jock instead of trying to be one.

To be honest, I am kinda bummed. This means I can't practice this weekend with the guys, and I obviously need the practice since I can't manage to catch a pop fly and prevent it from breaking my damn toe.

I have been steady and consistent in my workouts. I don't know when I'll be able to get back on the treadmill now.

The cute x-ray technician couldn't believe it when I told him that I crushed my toe by missing two pop flies that landed on my toe. He suggested I switch to a different sport, like swimming or something.