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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Cause and Effect

I had to use bolt cutters to break the padlock on my locker at the gym.

Why?

Because I locked my keys inside my locker.

Why?

Because this hot naked guy was standing at the locker right next to mine, and I kept trying to sneak glances at him.

Why?

He was amazingly well-endowed, and I lost what little concentration I have.

I'm working out 4 or 5 days a week now, so there is a good chance I'll be seeing the guy and his appendage again. I better switch to a combination lock.

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