I had to use bolt cutters to break the padlock on my locker at the gym.
Because I locked my keys inside my locker.
Because this hot naked guy was standing at the locker right next to mine, and I kept trying to sneak glances at him.
He was amazingly well-endowed, and I lost what little concentration I have.
I'm working out 4 or 5 days a week now, so there is a good chance I'll be seeing the guy and his appendage again. I better switch to a combination lock.