Finally! A Stalker
In the lobby of the theatre is a poster that has all of the headshots of the 10 Naked Men cast. Clever nicknames were made up for each of us (I was Todd "Hot Child in the City").
Last night I realized my headshot has been replaced by a crappy xerox of my picture.
"Hey, Don? Why is my picture different," I asked the director.
"Somebody stole yours off the poster," he told me.
I was in heaven. Looks like I may finally have a stalker in town.
Good job, stalker!