I only need $4,183 to pay off my car.
I only need $17,047 to pay off my student loan.
I only need $40 to have a great time with Pony at "Country Night" tomorrow.
Too bad I can't fulfill even one of these dreams.
I've never been good with money.
That's not entirely accurate. I'm actually very good with money. Watch me in action:
"Here you go, sir! Here's my money for the bar tab!!"
"Here, lady. Please accept this cash for breakfast since I didn't take time to eat before I left home this morning."
"Have some money, credit card company. I don't need it."
"Hey, book club, can you take this forty bucks off my hands?"
Here is one good example of why I don't ever have extra cash:
I owe the Multnomah County Library $6.75 for late fines. I don't want to go to the library and get embarrassed when I check out a book. And I'd rather not part with almost seven dollars. Therefore, I purchase books from the book club.
Libras are romantic and cute and friendly. They also repel money. Why do you think we always ask a Virgo to buy us drinks?