Final Fantasy X-2 was delivered into my greedy hands last night by my best friend, Metro. He wanted me to have an early Christmas gift. I can't wait to sell my soul to this game and spend hours and hours playing it instead of spending money on vodka tonics at the bar.

Very few things make me do my trademark "happy jump" as much as Metro and his gifts to me. I have never had a friend like him. He is my right arm, my Tonto, my Toto, and my Tito. Everybody should have a friend like Metro.