Canadia Update Part Two
Number of miles traveled
625 round trip
Number of Yum Yum Brothers who made the trip
Number of tarot and numerology readings Marco gave us
Number of times we laughed at the phrase "rimming sugar"
Number of times I called The Crunch on my way to Vancouver
Number of times he called me on my way to Vancouver
Number of times F. complained about the way I described him in my blog.
Number of new names I suggested before F. agreed that I will now refer to him in my blog as MuscleDaddy
Number of times The Handsome Prince and I insulted one another
Number of times my insult was funnier than his
Number of men who hit on me in Vancouver
Number of times this happened in the club's bathroom
Number of men I slept with on the trip
Number of times I had sex on the trip
Number of times I thought about having sex
Number of times The Crunch called me on Friday night
Number of times I called him on Friday night
Minutes it took me on Saturday to figure out that the reason I couldn't lift as much during my workout was that I was trying to lift weight in kilograms instead of pounds
Number of souvenirs I purchased for friends
Number of seconds it should take you to figure out who the souvenir is for
Number of times The Dancer accidentally said "Canadia"
Number of times we teased him about it
Number of times Marco introduced me to a cute boy from London
Amount of time the cute boy from London spoke to me after I said, "You're from London? Well, aren't you fancy."
Number of times The Crunch called on Saturday
Number of times I called him on Saturday
Number of biceps I felt in Vancouver
Number of times I was feeling my own bicep
Number of times The Crunch called on Sunday
Number of times I called him on Sunday
Number of times I was irritated by a Yum Yum Brother
Number of arguments we got into
Stay tuned for Part Three in which details of three graphic and disturbing mealtime tantrums are revealed.
Which Yum Yum experienced Tuna Meltdown?
Who was Tiffed at our server Tiffini?
Who just won't tolerate a limp pickle?
More to come...