Where have you been? Why haven't you been reading my blog? More importantly, why aren't you commenting?
What, you think just because we've never met you can just ignore me for days at a time?
Do you honestly think that I don't hurt when you neglect me?
At least some people know how to make amends. You would do well to learn from her example.
Oh, and sorry I didn't check your blog this week. I've been
P.S. I hate tattletales.