Fat Linda Ronstadt's Bar & Grill
The following exchange occurred at approximately 11:30 p.m. on Saturday night at Scandals:
Apollo: I am going to open a fabulous bar in Portland. I'm thinking of calling it "The Velvet Lie".
The Handsome Prince: Maybe just "Velvet"instead?
The Executive: Let's call it "BYFP". It means "Beautiful Young Fabulous People".
Me: How about "Pretentious Faggots Bar & Grill?"