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Seething Cakes of Hatred

Making pancakes, as I learned at AP's birthday bash at the beach this weekend, is an unbelievably tedious chore. I don't know why I...

Tuesday, March 30, 2004


If you are a cute funny guy with a seven-inch scar on your ass, you might want to sleep with your cell phone turned off this weekend. There is a 90% chance I will drunk dial you.

I am counting down the days until the road trip of the century.

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